Como a Terra, para essas bandas, está calma vai uma piadinha "in english"

The father and the son
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A father noticed that his son was spending way too
much time playing computer games.

In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more
attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his
son,"When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying
books by the light of the fireplace."

The son replied,"When Lincoln was your age, he was
The President of The United States."